don't get me too excited.
Virgin Cock here (also known as LtFlux, but more Virgin Cock). Let us get this party started. About me. I'm a cock, as in rooster. I'm quite innocent. I like to hang out with Cancerous Rat. She's the dog's pajamas. We have a friend named Pussy, who likes to play harmonica and sometimes joins us in our quest to rid the world of Clip-Art. He's evil. Like Stalin. And Jesus. One warning, though: Don't get me too excited. When I do, sometimes I spew. Word.
posted by mando at 3:00 AM
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you are fucking funny and clever, no denying it. the kind of funny and clever that makes me actually want to kick it with you, and not just read weird shit about your life. but you are in the largest state in the union and i am only in the 3rd largest. sad bear.
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