don't get me too excited.

Virgin Cock here (also known as LtFlux, but more Virgin Cock). Let us get this party started. About me. I'm a cock, as in rooster. I'm quite innocent. I like to hang out with Cancerous Rat. She's the dog's pajamas. We have a friend named Pussy, who likes to play harmonica and sometimes joins us in our quest to rid the world of Clip-Art. He's evil. Like Stalin. And Jesus. One warning, though: Don't get me too excited. When I do, sometimes I spew. Word.